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What happened Monday 12-29-03: "The Passion of hitch1969©" - a movie by Mad Mel® Gibson, the Anti-Semite© rich dude...  ThreePEAT™ hackers take hitchworld© out as many times, in as many years.  Yeah, they took us offline AGAIN. Christ, I am getting sick of this motherfucking bullshit. Why are we so misunderstood??? Como se dice, "Gay"?
hitch1969©
ALWAYS trust the BRILLIANT hitchBRAIN!!!
webmaster™
Posts: 34
From:windsor,CO
since: Dec 2000 

hitchWORLD© is:
The Riddler®

Click here for riddlerLAND®
Spock
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Manson1969
Click here to go to manson's page!
OJ Simpson1969
Now lookee here!!! I see OJ, and man, that guy be SCARED!!!
RainMan
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Savicki™
click here for "Savicki After Dark"

Posted: Saturday, February 28, 2004. 11:40pm

Yep, HACKED again. For those of you keeping score:

  • 12-15-00 to 9-24-02 ONLINE

  • 9-24-02 to 12-15-02 offline due to hacking and total deletion of site

  • 12-15-02 to 2-28-03  ONLINE

  • 2-28-03 to 7-4-03 offline to violating host Terms Of Service - offensive content

  • 7-4-03 to 12-29-03  ONLINE

  • 12-29-03 to 2-28-04 offline due to hacking and total deletion of site

  • 2-28-04 to ???? ONLINE

  • Yeah, scroll down this page, that's all it is, are updates when I would come back online after a good hackjob! Ok... wasn't the first, and it certainly won't be the last. I am looking at this positively in saying that atleast it gives me a steadily consistent reason to update this page every few months or whathaveyou. I'd be really pissed if I didn't have everything so thoroughly backed up. I'm so anal about that. uh u hu huh uh uhuh uh I said anal.

    I am trying to get the discussion forums back up ASAP.

    Since we last gathered, I have managed to get a chick from work pregnant so there's a lot going on with that, in addition to the massive responsibility and workload I have in my career. I'm a total corporate company dude now. Janet Jackson showed nipple at the SuperBowl. I got a Viagra prescription. The Van Hagar reunion came and went.  um, the Nazi™ turned 8, I think it was.

    We've lived an entire life in two short months, my friends. It's like on "Grease" when they make all these new dramas over the summer then go back to school and realize how much had happened. Summer fling, don't mean a thing... but oooooohWA! Oh the Summer Nights™!

    Summer Nights™ and my radio... that's all we need baby, doncha know????

    I still think that Van Hagar is going to happen. I am for sure stoked about season 5 of the Sopranos starting next week. And I would venture to guess that come late Spring, I will be moved out of the dad's basement here in Windsor.

    We always wished for money. We always wished for fame. We think we have the answers... some things are never gonna change. Change, it doesn't matter who you are. It's all the same.

    blah blah frickety blah. And ok... welcome BACK.

    again.

    from the third time you all went away.

    It's like Howdy Doody mountain over here in hitchWORLD©. I get drunk, fire singers, kill time defending this while generally being non-productive, get a new singer.... LATHER RINSE REPEAT!!!

    EEEEENYwho... when you see the stuff  for the forums up top there functioning and listing threads /users/ etc, you will know that the forums are back online. I must go now as I am very important and people like me. :)

    laters for now.....

    -hitch

                   

    What happened Friday 2-28-03, 6:13pm: JEWS OF THE INTERNET™ cast once again from "The Promised Land®"...  4 months in the DESERT, wandering...  butt™, it's ALL here, from before, just as you left it, that LEAP YEAR® wanna-be day... "You can't have 'no' in your heart. 'No' is not an option. You gotta KEEP ON, keepin' on. What am I going to do, give up? Life is a GARDEN®, you dig it... you make it WORK for you. That's MY philosophy" - Joe Dirt, 2001.
    hitch1969©
    ALWAYS trust the BRILLIANT hitchBRAIN!!!
    webmaster™
     

    Posts: 33
    From:windsor,CO
    since: Dec 2000 

    hitchWORLD© is:
    The Riddler®

    Click here for riddlerLAND®
    Spock
    Click here for Spock's page
    Manson1969
    Click here to go to manson's page!
    OJ Simpson1969
     Now lookee here!!! I see OJ, and man, that guy be SCARED!!!
    RainMan
    Click here to ASK RAINMAN!!!
    Savicki™
    click here for "Savicki After Dark"

    Posted: Friday July 4th, 2003. 4:45pm

    Independence Day©: Rise of The CYBER™

    WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! 

    Ok. Having said that, we'll speak no more of how a frustrated alcoholic (JON HELLER) with a self-help board that we made fun of complained to my previous host, ipowerweb.com, and got hitchWORLD© yanked off of the internet back in February. It happened. It was WRONG. I paid for a 2 year hosting deal and got FUCKED 2 months into it.  That's kewl... I'm kewl... hitchWORLD© is kewl, and I am FUCKING proud of you. as ALWAYS. Every FUCKING one of you. 

    So, doesn't it seem just... OH, last FUCKING September that we were taken off the net, only to come back in December? Is hitchWORLD©  some fucking joke of an epitaph the goes: RIP...12-15-00 to 9-24-02, AND THEN.... 12-15-02 to 2-28-03, AND THEN... 7-4-03 to...... ?

    Why do I feel like the dude that cheated on his chick, and found his fucking clothes and Van Halen cd's on the front lawn... TWICE... and still didn't learn his fucking lesson?

    uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh uhuh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhuh uh uh uh uh 

    Well, getting walking papers from the the domicile THRICE is the California mandate for a repeat offender, totally incorrigible, as they say. Three strikes, I'm.... just hitch©?

    No. I'm just doing the hitch© alphaMALE™ thing that my genetics will not allow me to get past. Like that BLACK DAY in October '87 when the market crashed, I, like the S.E.C. have placed fire alarms in the mix of hitchWORLD© to prevent such a one day dive in stock. The market shall CLOSE EARLY before it crashes. 

    No more dudes diving out 120 story windows after having lost the "nest egg™". I promise. I'm no moron. I learn from my mistakes. "IF I MAKE THEM, I'LL SOLVE THEM" - Sammy Hagar, 1991. 

    I guess that the most disappointing thing to me is the idea that... well, you hear about ALL this bad shit happening on the net. Serial killing pedophiles instant messaging with 12 year old boys and fucking/killing  them (not necessarily in that order), e-bay offshore EuroTRASH™ dudes named "Sven from Sveden™" who come here and refuse to celebrate our "American" holiday and take old people for their life savings... all the way down to stay at home day traders who lose everything ONLY to come back to wealth at the "stay at home GET RICH" schemes of earning the $100 a day from an ad they saw on a flyer posted on the crosswalk that says "earn money from home on the internet" by sending out SPAM email that litters my hotMAIL® inbox.

    Meanwhile, I try to have a site that entertains, makes you feel good about yourself, and promotes humanity- all at NO COST® to you- and I get shafted to the tune of a couple of C notes for my effort?? 

    ...AND all because some FUCKING self-righteous assholes that "didn't like me" were pissed off by some dude that tweaked their DISEASE® and talked about it here??. I think that's funny as shit. I personally subscribe to the "Dennis Miller" school of thought on this:

    Now, I think Alcoholism is a disease. It's a GREAT fucking disease. If you gotta get a disease, you should slap your knees and pray to God that you get Alcoholism. 'Cause even when you have a relapse, it's kind of fun. "What's up with you, Skeeter? You look so happy…"

    "Yeah man, I got my DISEASE again!!! I'm riddled with it, brother! I'm gonna heal up tomorrow... You wanna do some therapeutic jello shots with me ?"

     People ask me, "Hey man, are you pissed that Riddler® got your site taken out?". FUCK NO. And I'll tell him to do it AGAIN and AGAIN because that guy is the funniest and most talented motherfucker I've seen. He outdoes me, time and time again. Hop on over to RiddlerLAND®, drop some coinage into the SALVATION davidLEEroth ARMY® and cry me a motherfucking Riddler®!!

    On July 4, 1776, my American founding fathers signed a document that I like to call "The Declaration Of Independence". Well, thank you, number two, "I wrote that." :)

    What's it all about? Seems to me, that it's about ME. It always was. Always WILL BE. These fucking dudes, back in the day... had the fucking FORESKIN™ to predict hitchWORLD©. What is America? America is DEAD. hitchWORLD© is bigger than America, and I'll gladly take the Lennon-like backlash for that statement.

    mylifestyledeterminesmydeathstyle???

    And what's the recipe for that? I think it calls for a case or two of Budweiser®, 30 fucking Vicodin™, some Xanax© prescribed from Dr. Feelgood™, and a fucking pound of weed. Also, dope up with VALOR® oil on your wrists. 'Cause ya gotta be BALANCED.

    And so hitch1969 is of the EARTH™ and whatnot. Other dudes, like Heller, have their own issues and such. Obviously they cannot combat them with the various chemicals that get us through the day, and, for lack of the appropriate word, THAT IS GAY©.

    Maybe that's why they are SO UPTIGHT. Perhaps it's their LIBERALISTIC "group meet" mentality that precludes them from the KICK IN THE BALLS© world that I personally live in. They get together every week anonymously to have other FUCK UPS validate the fact that THEY ARE NOT FUCKED UP!!! :) It makes them "feel good" just like "Dr. Feelgood" or the clerk at the liquor store used to. Personal responsibility and accountability never entered their henBRAINs©.

    I think I liked them better when they were drinking:)  

    Anyway, site's back up, The CIRCLE of TRUST is bigger and better than ever. Ok it still sucks dick. OH MAN I AM SOOO STOKED!!!! Come on in and post or just read the discussion forums... 361 hitchWORLD© members CAN'T be wrong:

    http://www.hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/ikonboard.cgi 

    -hitch

                   


    it's open!  the hitchWORLD1969© discussion forums!!!  It's all there from before, just as you left it... come care and share® with us!!!
    hitch1969©
    ALWAYS trust the BRILLIANT hitchBRAIN!!!
    webmaster™
    Posts: 32
    From:windsor,CO
    since: Dec 2000 

    hitchWORLD© is:
    The Riddler®

    Click here for riddlerLAND®
    Spock
    Click here for Spock's page
    Manson1969
    Click here to go to manson's page!
    OJ Simpson1969
    Now lookee here!!! I see OJ, and man, that guy be SCARED!!!
    RainMan
    Click here to ASK RAINMAN!!!
    Savicki™
    click here for "Savicki After Dark"

    Posted: Sunday December 22, 2002. 9:59pm

    GRAND REOPENING!!!!

    CIRCLE OF TRUST™

    Ok kiddies!!!

    Just as I promised, just as the Bible® tells us in REVELATION 13:

    10: And he said to me, "Do not seal up the words of the prophecy of this book, for the time is near.
    11: Let the evildoer still do evil, and the filthy still be filthy, and the righteous still do right, and the holy still be holy."
    12: "Behold, I am coming soon, bringing my recompense, to repay every one for what he has done.

    13: I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."
    14: Blessed are those who wash their robes, that they may have the right to the tree of life and that they may enter the city by the gates.
    15: Outside are the dogs and sorcerers and fornicators and murderers and idolaters, and every one who loves and practices falsehood.
    16: "I Jesus have sent my angel to you with this testimony for the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, the bright morning star."
    17: The Spirit and the Bride say, "Come." And let him who hears say, "Come." And let him who is thirsty come, let him who desires take the water of life without price.
    18: I warn every one who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if any one adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book,
    19: and if any one takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book.

    20: He who testifies to these things says, "Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus!
    21: The grace of the Lord Jesus be with the saints. Amen.

    The Circle Of Trust™ returns to hitchWORLD©. I've been a link changing, thread moving fool!!! If you may also notice, both here and there, I have officially made ARIAL™ the hitchWORLD© font of preference. It seems that the folks from ARIAL™ font development team® are great admirers of hitchWORLD© and offered me free ARIAL™ FONT in exchange for endorsing their font at my site.

    I ran this by hitchWORLD© Legal® and they felt that it was a most prudent move. Gypsies, tramps, and thieves...

    -hitch

                   

     

     

     

    He Has Risen™ : FUCK hitchWORLD© in the Bloody Fucking ASS™!!!  Like J.C. so many years ago, it is Easter Sunday®!!! 12-15 is way more significant than 9-11!!!
    hitch1969©
    ALWAYS trust the BRILLIANT hitchBRAIN!!!
    webmaster™
    Posts: 31
    From:windsor,CO
    since: Dec 2000 

    hitchWORLD© is:
    Riddler®
    Click here for riddlerLAND®
    Spock
    Click here for Spock's page
    Manson1969
    Click here to go to manson's page!
    OJ Simpson1969
    Now lookee here!!! I see OJ, and man, that guy be SCARED!!!
    RainMan
    Click here to ASK RAINMAN!!!
    Savicki
    click here for "Savicki After Dark"

    Posted: Sunday December 15, 2002. 8:50pm

    My Great "I'm Back From The Dead" Speech, by hitch1969©. 

    Some 2002 years ago, a child was born in a manger in Jerusalem. In kind, a prophet was born in the 6th day of the 6th month of 1969. Both were bearded, shabbily dressed in simple rags and COMPLETELY misunderstood. Both were of this earth, yet children of a higher being. And yes, both were crucified and murdered in their 33rd year of life only to rise from the tomb on the seventh day, a Sunday, an Easter Sunday

    hitchWORLD© was born on December 15, 2000, and if you don't BILLieve™ me, click that link. Internet terrorists hijacked 4 commercial dot com domains in September and completely decimated this WORLD TRADE CENTER™ of internet commerce. But like that carpenter so many years ago, I have risen to come back... to check the negativity at the door, hug the rainbow and lead the flock to conquer the highest mountains imaginable. 

    hitch1969© is reborn!!! AMEN!

    There's been a buzz ALL OVER the internet about this, from the Van Halen related domains which this site sprung, to the hallowed lands of Captain Cockroach™. The geeks at shatner dot com cringe at the thought of it. The usenet discussion groups are ON FIRE® over it. Whether ye be Flamin For Snatch®, or simply opening up a hitchFRANCHISE® at some shinra site

    hitchWORLD© has been a sorely missed entity on the net. 

    There are other entities that would want to censor this and decide what you are allowed to see and read on the internet. They want to be your only source of anything, and I represent everything that threatens that stability of GROUPthink® and control. Someday they may realize that the internet is supposed to be FUN, and it's not all about getting paid as a "webmaster" for Dave Matthews Band, or some fucking WHO CARES™ cover band of an 80s band that is deader than their website's discussion forums, making perfect little graphics and publicly kissing everyone's ass while doing highly unethical and illegal shit behind everyone's back. In my line of work, I deal with people's passwords and credit cards all fucking day long, and you know what? I'm a big boy. I don't spy on, or steal from, good folk. At hitchWORLD©, we pray for your souls in my great name, and move on to BIGGER and BETTER™.

    Is this site gonna be BIGGER and BETTER? Nope. It's gonna look like crap and suck just as much OR MORE than it did before. This, I promise to you. I owe you that much. Anyone who knows anything about me knows that that's not what hitchWORLD© is all about, the presentation. It's the CONTENT®- It's about YOU. Each and every one of you, I love both individually as well collectively, I BILLieve® in you and your ability to be the best YOU that you can be. Come, climb the mountain with us in our CIRCLE OF TRUST™ and hug the rainbow!!!

    And what of The CIRCLE OF TRUST™, our fine discussion forums where we care™ and we share and give until it hurts®? Like any comeback, it all doesn't come all together right at once. It's a rebuilding of our Twin Towers™. Jesus wasn't exactly drinking a 40, smoking a blunt, and banging bee-hotches at Easter Dinner™ with DAD®. You suffer a head injury, and there's gotta be some fucking physical therapy before you stop looking and acting like such a retard. Such as with hitchWORLD. United we stand. United, we shall prevail.

    Well, enough O' my yappin'. I think that hitchWORLD© XP NT codename hitchCOCK© (if you have not yet upgraded from version 3.1.00 please do so now:)) embodies all that which I had envisioned back then, yet embraces the KICKass™ changes and flashiness I've implemented "to stay the course", and remains true to the vision of the gods that I had so long ago. 

    Yours Truly and Respectfully Submitted, Amen... -hitch1969©

                   

     

     

     
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