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Joe Rogan is a HOMOSEXUAL... and here's why.
(and this coming from a chick)
Joe Rogan is a CLOSET HOMO. He knows it, I know it, his friends know it... we ALL know it. He's just in utter denial (which explains why he's always so angry).
1) I've been a long-time Roganboard lurker, and I've NEVER... EVER seen him post a picture of his "girlfriend." Nope, never. We all know he hasn't. Fuck, he's never even made a thread/post where he talks about his "girlfriend" to begin with. Most "heteros" who actually have "girlfriends" often talk about their relationships from time to time, even if the talk is miniscule. But NEVER, on Joe's behalf.
2) His Myspace top 8 consists of MEN... ALL men. Taint Fletcher, the flamboyant, Andy Dick-sounding, cock garbling "redban," some girly-looking, c-level comedian(s)... and his equally closeted boyfriend "Eddie Bravo" (who coincidently is the first friend on the list). And he only hangs out with this very same network of closet homos in real life, too.
3) He coincidently "dislikes" marriage (and yet isn't, or has NEVER been married in 40 years), and degrades women with every chance he gets; calling them filthy, cock-worshipping whores & whatnot.
4) His mannerisms and hand gestures are extremely effeminate. He also tends to wear effeminate designer clothing. Anyone who's ever watched him on Fear Factor knows this. Infact, if my memory serves well, I even think that an openly gay man once sent him an e-mail detailing and explaining this (which he posted in his blog).
4) He finds joy in grappling with sweaty, muscular men on a daily basis. I think that's self-explanatory.
5) He's really short and small (pre-roid era). Not trying to generalize here, but most men possesing his runty yet lean physical stature have "usually" ended up being gay.
WAKE UP people; your hero's a fucking cock rimming fudge packer... in denial. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but he really shouldn't have to hide it - it's unhealthy.
Call me a whore, an idiot, a newb. Laugh at me, threaten to ban me, force me to post porn, damn me to hell... I don't care; the FACTS speak for themselves, and you ALL know it. It's called DEDUCTIVE REASONING. Use it.
Joe Rogan is GAY.
Jessica
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Posted on: 6:57 am on Nov. 28, 2006 | | |
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I've never even heard of Joe Rogan before this post, but after reading that long email exchange, which was a pretty exhausting task in itself, I have to conclude that Mr. Rogan is a rather insecure, bitter person who is desperately clinging on to whatever fame he can grasp. It seems to me that his sense of superiority is achieved only by attacking those who are not in the same line of work as he is. Being in the entertainment industry, by the way, does not make one superior to others.
You can also tell how extremely insecure Joe Rogan is because he resorts to ad hominem attacks (personal attacks) of Kevin, one of his critics. This is a classic defensive posture. Usually, people rely personal attacks because they don't have real evidence on which to base their arguments and claims. As a result, they have to resort to psychological attacks, rather than intellectual ones. For these reasons and much, much more, I agree with post #21.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/03/03/joe_rogan_fights_on_myspace.html
TOOOOOO FUNNY !!!
UHUHUHU
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Posted on: 9:37 am on Nov. 28, 2006 | | |
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flappo, are you still upset with jew rogaine for banning us off his interweb???
fear not, saucy rotter. you old git sod wanker.
i have some fags in my flat. and a pooftah tranny butter n chips!
hows my english coming mate?
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Posted on: 11:34 am on Nov. 28, 2006 | | |
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pugsley is a dirtymouth naughtypants
'smote em wif me pugsleys
how much for that pugsley using windowze?
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Posted on: 12:11 pm on Nov. 28, 2006 | | |
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backatcha, me grate mate wif da popgear hate.
we really must dog and pony again soon.
also you should hop the pond and come to windsor proper. you could elps me get a mac.
me wants one dem mac books wif da windowze on it so I can be a rotter on pugsleys level while maintaining your mac in the pants decorum.
its all butter n chips, sevens and nines old chum.
tally ho!
(me english be getting grater methinks)
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Posted on: 2:44 pm on Nov. 28, 2006 | | |
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soon, macs will replace people , and everyone will become a mac
your mum was a mac book and your pop was an ipod
we will make love to the macs and make nano giga ipod bablatures
i'm already pooping mac
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Posted on: 6:10 pm on Nov. 28, 2006 | | |
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Quote: originally posted by flappospammothegrate at 6:52 am on Nov. 28, 2006
look , does this prick look like a faggot ?
don't answer that
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Hahaha!
Black tie is optional.
Tit might help.
Poor kid.  
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Posted on: 11:59 pm on Nov. 28, 2006 | | |
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is that jew rogaine in the 80s good chap?
perhaps he was a cigarillo in me flat.
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Posted on: 1:38 am on Nov. 29, 2006 | | |
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My night with Rogan, Joe Rogan.
By Skymaster Penii
I was twaddling along on me qween mum's unicycle, when suddenly unbetwixt to meself was Joe Rogan and the Rogan sized tallywhacker.
I hid like we used to when the Germanz wus bombing us, but he found me he did, and qwicker than a fake Dick Van Dyke cockneye accent, had his little un inside me bottom.
I thought at first that it was just a piece of rolled up loo paper shoved up me bum, but it was rogan's Poop Wand, it was. I felt like Happy Jack!!!!
Afterwards, fish and chips, bacnon and eggs, ooer' missus.
Twas the proof you needed Professor, or my name isn't Skymaster Doolittle.
Your pal,
Skymaster "Fortuiosity" Penii
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Posted on: 2:16 am on Nov. 29, 2006 | | |
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how norty!
skymaster Penis and jew rogaine
sitting in a tree
P I S S I N G
first comes love
then comes gay marriage
then comes jew rogaine's whining about his
man womb miscarriage and the embryo didn't implant properly into his rectal blood cavity man cervix
how norty , you cunt.
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Posted on: 10:16 pm on Nov. 29, 2006 | | |
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Chapter 2: This is the Love
or
The Time Joe Rogan drank all my semen down, and he sucked so hard on my urethra that there was blood mixed with the semen, but he didn't mind.
Joe Rogan and I were felching each other, I was still Dr. Penis at the time still, not yet transformed by Rumsfield, into the modern military. He was lying on his back with his buttoms propped up on the unicycle seat. I was placing my mouth near his anus, and using a straw to suck the semen out of his ass. Periodically, Rogan, would need me to cleanse off his buttocks and bottom area with a wet wipe. It would be covered with fecal material and ass flem.
"Joe", says I, "How 'bout a little sucky sucky?"
"Penii", says he, "I would like nothing more."
Immediately, Rogan latched onto my cock with his mouth. But similiar to a Lamprey, he dug his teeth into my gock area {think of the gunt of woman fame}................The pain mixed with pleasure, the semen mixed with blood, me smiling devlishly and imagining Savicki in the Sailor Mercury outfit. I came more than Deerock when wishing for his fix of Hep C.
Rogan eventually, left, but the poop smudged stain he left on my bedsheets will last forever.
Friend of Bill W,
Skymaster Penii
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Posted on: 10:53 pm on Nov. 29, 2006 | | |
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skymaster penis : i love you.
there i said it
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Posted on: 11:54 pm on Nov. 29, 2006 | | |
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It takes more than saying, "I love you" to get alittle Skymaster Penii gock.
It takes respect. It takes stuff. It takes not being a fatty like Wolfgang Van Halen.
But, unlike the fat kids, you Hitch have stopped eating McDonald's and playing NBA Live 2007.
You are exercising. You are living. You are turning on your heartlight.
You are the ball. You are the ball licker. You've got the fire. The stronger the danger, you could care less, you leave me breathless.
Reckless.
I'm coming to Windsor, Co. and after my wife falls asleep, you and I can share some Popcorn Chicken. I'm thinking of relocating...got any good abortion clinics there?
Your pal,
Skymaster Frenulum Breve
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Posted on: 12:06 am on Nov. 30, 2006 | | |
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Quote: originally posted by Skymaster Penis at 11:54 pm on Nov. 29, 2006
It takes more than saying, "I love you" to get alittle Skymaster Penii gock.
It takes respect. It takes stuff. It takes not being a fatty like Wolfgang Van Halen.
But, unlike the fat kids, you Hitch have stopped eating McDonald's and playing NBA Live 2007.
You are exercising. You are living. You are turning on your heartlight.
You are the ball. You are the ball licker. You've got the fire. The stronger the danger, you could care less, you leave me breathless.
Reckless.
I'm coming to Windsor, Co. and after my wife falls asleep, you and I can share some Popcorn Chicken. I'm thinking of relocating...got any good abortion clinics there?
Your pal,
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the superwalmart has the best popcorn chicken. Yes, they have a walk in abortion clinique as well. coincidence? i think not.
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Posted on: 9:22 am on Nov. 30, 2006 | | |
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flappo, dont let jew rogaine get you down.
you are mac in the pants.
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Posted on: 1:17 pm on Nov. 30, 2006 | | |
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grate mates with the popQUEER hate!
(grate mates)
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Posted on: 2:45 pm on Nov. 30, 2006 | | |
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Why don't you guys just get it over with and suck each other off?
Hell, I'll film it. I like watching these exchanges, apparently you guys like having them, so it's proof positive that we are all gay.
Let me just take a moment to give catflaps, one of only two people to ever cyber with me here, some props.
You are sexier than Sammy Hagar in a redstriped Jumpsuit playing intellivision AND watching Summer Magic.
I think it's time to bring back the Classic Flappo avatar...
You know, the dude with the big ears shaking his head...except this time put a penis where the nose should be.
Your pal,
Skymaster Penii Minkey
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Posted on: 3:05 pm on Nov. 30, 2006 | | |
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skymaster, flappo and i are NOT gay
you stop saying that this instant.
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is rogan a fag ?
and his mods which include 
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and that short ass little drip 
, only make rogan look more of a fag than freddie mercury ever did 
i rest my case 
