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Posted on: 2:44 am on Dec. 22, 2008 |   |


My version of the unreleased Van Hagar classic, except it's gay like Whitesnake.

Picture Aladdin looking out over Agrabah, singing of his hope to one day become more than a street rat...and become a PENIS DOCTOR.

Listen for the homage to "In the Air Tonight" by Genesis.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZONLXRKR

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Posted on: 10:36 pm on Dec. 23, 2008 |   |




how many is that total now?

i have:

1. the dr penis experience (meow)
2. sweet weenis genocide - with vocals
3. poop is so tasty
4. progeria baby - you're growing up so fast
5. the christmas song
6. bubblegum cock
7. someday (penis doctor)

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Posted on: 3:24 am on Dec. 24, 2008 |   |


Here's one about killing yourself on Christmas because your bitch is fucking around on you and using drugs.  And then do you hate her because she wants to stay?

It's called, "Suicide".

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Posted on: 3:27 am on Dec. 24, 2008 |   |


What I meant was, this is a song about aliens, and it's called "Love Comes Walking In""

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Posted on: 12:07 am on Dec. 25, 2008 |   |




Quote: originally posted by Dr Penis at 3:27 am on Dec. 24, 2008
What I meant was, this is a song about aliens, and it's called "Love Comes Walking In""


hey mark david chapman

color me dead in front of the fucking dakotas circa 1980 december because

you fucking slayed me with that comment

HOLY SHIT that was funny after reading the previous comment

penis -

fucking musically talented, witty, intelligent

what the FUCK, dude, are you doing in fucking tempe arizona just pissing away your fucking life?

i hope you get rich and famous, you niggerfucker

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originally posted by hitch1969© at 8:50 pm on Dec. 15, 2002
"Is this site gonna be BIGGER and BETTER? Nope. It's gonna look like crap and suck just as much OR MORE than it did before. And what of The CIRCLE OF TRUST™, our fine discussion forums where we care™ and we share and give until it hurts®? Like any comeback, it all doesn't come all together right at once. It's a rebuilding of our Twin Towers™. Jesus wasn't exactly drinking a 40, smoking a blunt, and banging bee-hotches at Easter Dinner™ with DAD®. You suffer a head injury, and there's gotta be some fucking physical therapy before you stop looking and acting like such a retard. Such as with hitchWORLD. United we stand. United, we shall prevail."
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Posted on: 1:18 am on Dec. 25, 2008 |   |


Merry Christmas.

I've been trolling the army, people think I'm you.

Didja hear that song?

Was that rocking like "Dick in the Dirt", or what?

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Posted on: 2:15 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 |   |




i'm going to release the dr penis and jesterstar albums in 2009
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or everyone gets a free dr. pepper

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originally posted by hitch1969© at 8:50 pm on Dec. 15, 2002
"Is this site gonna be BIGGER and BETTER? Nope. It's gonna look like crap and suck just as much OR MORE than it did before. And what of The CIRCLE OF TRUST™, our fine discussion forums where we care™ and we share and give until it hurts®? Like any comeback, it all doesn't come all together right at once. It's a rebuilding of our Twin Towers™. Jesus wasn't exactly drinking a 40, smoking a blunt, and banging bee-hotches at Easter Dinner™ with DAD®. You suffer a head injury, and there's gotta be some fucking physical therapy before you stop looking and acting like such a retard. Such as with hitchWORLD. United we stand. United, we shall prevail."
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Posted on: 2:32 pm on Dec. 27, 2008 |   |


People on the Raygun board, and the army think I'm you.

I think everytime someone sends me a stupid message trying to figure out my secret identity, I will post it here.

Any request for cover songs for the album, El HitchO?

Your pal,
Dr. Penis-0

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Posted on: 10:00 pm on Dec. 28, 2008 |   |




penis, let me think about that.

i want to come up with something very very gay for the occasion

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originally posted by hitch1969© at 8:50 pm on Dec. 15, 2002
"Is this site gonna be BIGGER and BETTER? Nope. It's gonna look like crap and suck just as much OR MORE than it did before. And what of The CIRCLE OF TRUST™, our fine discussion forums where we care™ and we share and give until it hurts®? Like any comeback, it all doesn't come all together right at once. It's a rebuilding of our Twin Towers™. Jesus wasn't exactly drinking a 40, smoking a blunt, and banging bee-hotches at Easter Dinner™ with DAD®. You suffer a head injury, and there's gotta be some fucking physical therapy before you stop looking and acting like such a retard. Such as with hitchWORLD. United we stand. United, we shall prevail."
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Posted on: 8:56 pm on Feb. 11, 2010 |   |


Looks like free Dr. Pepper to me.

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