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Phil The Stalker
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Posted on: 4:27 pm on Nov. 2, 2005 |   |  |
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-- Hey, let's get tit ON! Residents aff da Mile High City have agreed wit hitchWORLD1969, da offical Intwatnet home aff Denver, t2o LEGALIZE da POSSESSION of small amounts of marijuana f4or adults and sanTITation werkers union local 225. hitchAUTHORITIES, though said hitchWORLDer's will have t2o be kewl wit da state possession laws.
"Sometimes tit gits nasty in dis game." Say hitch. "We educaTITed hitchVOTERS aboot da facts dat marijuana is less harmfull t2o da hitchUSER than Ecstacy/LSD cocktails. I neva call anyo1ne a Nazi when I'm on dat stuff." He cuntinued. "T2o prohibit adults from making da irrational, safter choice t2o use marijuana is...wot were we talking aboot, Steve? I f4orgot wot I was talking aboot. Steve, wot was I last saying?"
Under da measure, residents aff hitchWORLD1969 ova 21 yeers old could POSSESS UP T2O AN OUNCE AFF DA DREADED MARIJUANAS PLANTUS.
We'll see...also Tuesday, hitchVOTERS in da pot growing ski resort town aff hitchHELL-U-RIDE rejecTITed a proposal t2o mmake possession aff an ounce really, really, ah...I don't remember.
Just sit down on da bus Rosa! Don't mmake a federal case out aff tit.
hitchCOLORADO Voters Also Suspend GAY Rites Bill FAk!
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Phil The Stalker
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Posted on: 5:18 pm on Nov. 2, 2005 | | |
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Quote: originally posted by Jesterstar at 5:06 pm on Nov. 2, 2005
Phil thanks for the inspiration. |
We get high at da same time.
Write pot a song!
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hitch1969© 
brilliant hitchBRAIN©!!!
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Posted on: 8:12 pm on Nov. 2, 2005 | | |
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both you fuckers inspire me.
Phil, your post was astounding. Once again, I dont even know where to start. You write THA GOOD SHIZZ
forum coming soon... what did you want to call it again?
Jester,
glad to see you alive post mailroom thugging and the drunk heart pouring outage to the chick. you were really down and it is nice to see you keeping your head up
both you fuckers keep the hitchworld swagger.
thats what its all about
hitchworld is like an oprah like support group but for men with no feelings atleast that we would admit. its all macho talking and cock of the walking. a real dick measuring fest
tribal.
good job fellas.
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originally posted by hitch1969© at 8:50 pm on Dec. 15, 2002
"Is this site gonna be BIGGER and BETTER? Nope. It's gonna look like crap and suck just as much OR MORE than it did before. And what of The CIRCLE OF TRUST™, our fine discussion forums where we care™ and we share and give until it hurts®? Like any comeback, it all doesn't come all together right at once. It's a rebuilding of our Twin Towers™. Jesus wasn't exactly drinking a 40, smoking a blunt, and banging bee-hotches at Easter Dinner™ with DAD®. You suffer a head injury, and there's gotta be some fucking physical therapy before you stop looking and acting like such a retard. Such as with hitchWORLD. United we stand. United, we shall prevail."
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Molly Blue
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Posted on: 9:05 pm on Nov. 2, 2005 | | |
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Quote:
hitchworld is like an oprah like support group but for men with no feelings atleast that we would admit. its all macho talking and cock of the walking. a real dick measuring fest
tribal.
good job fellas.
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And for the women who love them...
And for the women who really don't love them... but log in anyway in an attempt to understand them...or at least to laugh at them, since we seem to be excluded from laughing with them...
and for the women who would be gay if they were men, except they were cursed to be born without a small but virile hitchcock... so they can't even be gay properly...
Ya know... I just noticed something... there really aren't that many women here are there?
Wait a minute....
What happened to the women of Hitchworld?
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hitch1969©
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Posted on: 11:09 pm on Nov. 2, 2005 | | |
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MOLLY BLUE!!!
finger this out for moi:
that song, by the killers....
MR BRIGHTSIDE
I cant see what the fucking fuss is about. This poor guy is playing spy on his ex-girlfriend who someone told him had a boyfriend who looked like some other girlfriend that he had in feb 2004 for chrissake
yet he is pining for this chick, watching her get it on with some other guy taking off her dress while she's touching his breasts and he's acting a fag while she's taking a drag.
it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
his stomach is sick, but it's all in his head....
myself, i chalk this up to his YOUTH. In my wisdom, I would tell this kid to stop pining for the whore. There's a million FISH™ in the sea. Move on.
some dudes cant get their heads around the idea of ONE piece of ass. I don't think that's wrong.... I am, at heart, a ROMANTIC. I see the value in this
In my youth, I would have totally been in this mindset. Time, unfortunately, has hardened the small yet virile and calloused me to the realities of life.
so where are the hitchworld chicks?
well, MOLLY BLUE® is here. that's what I am focusing on RIGHT NOW, Mr. Hagar.
not the past, not the future.
MOLLY BLUE®, RIGHT NOW™.
it's what's happening.............
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originally posted by hitch1969© at 8:50 pm on Dec. 15, 2002
"Is this site gonna be BIGGER and BETTER? Nope. It's gonna look like crap and suck just as much OR MORE than it did before. And what of The CIRCLE OF TRUST™, our fine discussion forums where we care™ and we share and give until it hurts®? Like any comeback, it all doesn't come all together right at once. It's a rebuilding of our Twin Towers™. Jesus wasn't exactly drinking a 40, smoking a blunt, and banging bee-hotches at Easter Dinner™ with DAD®. You suffer a head injury, and there's gotta be some fucking physical therapy before you stop looking and acting like such a retard. Such as with hitchWORLD. United we stand. United, we shall prevail."
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Molly Blue
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Posted on: 7:03 pm on Nov. 4, 2005 | | |
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So many things to finger out for Hitch... 
First... the dudes biggest mistake was listening to what someone said about someone else... he should have followed where his heart lead, instead of his head, cuz baybee, THATS what DREAMS are made of...
and secondly, he was living in the past-when its a new generation-and a fucking sensation was rockin the nation much to his aggravation there was no placation so he had to jerk off by himself.
But what it all boils down to is this... voyerism. Some folks get off on that sort of thing.
A million fish in the sea... but only one for me... but I think the dude really wanted a mermaid... and you won't catch one of those from the shores of desperation. You can only find them on the sea of hope.
The realities of life? Why there are only two... death and taxation... and only one of those cannot be avoided. Or maybe it can. I ain't dead yet... so who knows?
Ah... taxation...follow the words of the divine and render unto ceaser what is ceaser's. Concentrate not on what has been taken from you... but count your blessings instead and you will find yourself a rich man indeed. Its all about LI VINGwithin your means. Its about losing the callouses...
Death. Its the ultimate orgasm. WE are being BORN to something better... even if there no such thing as an afterlife... and death is nothing more than just being dead... which I don't buy into at all... what could possibly be so bad about nothingness?
But as YOU said Hitch... its all about RIGHT NOW.
and RIGHT NOW
and being taxed on it too!
       
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Phil The Stalker
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Posted on: 8:07 pm on Nov. 4, 2005 | | |
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Quote: originally posted by Molly Blue at 9:05 pm on Nov. 2, 2005
Quote: good job fellas.
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And for the women who love them...
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hitch said "goode job fellas", not 'blow jobs fellas"..
Now go cover yer cum sticky mouth up like dda arab women doo..
Women..
they think everything's about BLOWJOBS!
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Molly Blue
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Posted on: 10:44 pm on Nov. 7, 2005 | | |
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Poor Phil...
I didn't mean to disturb the "tribalness of this most manly thread with my womanly ways.
Tit won't happen again.
until the next time it happens.
    
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Phil The Stalker
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Posted on: 2:53 pm on Nov. 22, 2005 | | |
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I just got another bagg. It smells just like bubble gumm. It's in mmy pocket and I'm going, what's that bubble gumm smell, and I realize it's da bagg in mmy pocket!
Dat last bagg I had was primo skunk wit dat very, very 'sweet' taste.
DeeRock: A pedestrian or bicyclist is killed every 3 1/2 MMMINUTES!
        
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Phil The Stalker
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Posted on: 7:45 pm on Jan. 24, 2010 | | |
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DIS IS STILL A GOOOD IDEA, HITCHY
LET'S DO TIT
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