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 THE
LOST WEEKEND COMMERCIAL!!!! (1984) - Who remembers this little
gem? This is in Real Media Format, you need atleast RealPlayer
8 to play it. It is less than 1mb in size, so it should download in
just a few minutes, depending on your connection. To Download, RIGHT
CLICK on the picture, choose "Save As" and select the
directory you want to save it to.
***Download instructions are the same for ALL DOWNLOADABLES on this page*** |
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DLR DESKTOP ICON - Use
it in Windows 95/98. I made this in 1998 and use it for "My
Documents" but you can use it any where that icons are needed. Just
remember where you download it to!!! |
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EVH
STRIPED KRAMER CURSOR - Yep, that's right, use this for your
mouse pointer. I also made this in 1998. When you choose SAVE AS, change
the destination directory to windows\cursors. Then in CONTROL PANEL, go
into MOUSE, then browse for it. CLICK HERE
to download a .ZIP package of ALL Van Halen mouse icons (the entire set) |
| chapter 19 | THE
SAMMY HAGAR CHAPTERS 19/20 - LEGAL DISCLAIMER: These are rumored
to be the chapters in dispute from an autobiography commissioned by Sam
himself. Sam successfully injoined their release because the writer
quoted his ex-wife and Ray Danniels threatened to sue him for libel.
They are internet public domain, but are mysteriously banned from the
official VH site. They are for entertainment purposes only. Author
unknown. By downloading them, you relieve DLRarmy and hitch1969 of any
and all liability. Destroy them within 24 hours and do not distribute.
Blah Blah Blah. Lawyers ruined the internet, didn't they? |
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One Part Three |
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VAN HALEN BEHIND
THE MUSIC THAT SUCKS!!! - I shoplifted this off of the
internet, but now claim that I made it!! It's pretty frickin' funny,
always good for a laugh. It's a Flash file (um, so you atleast need the
free Flash plugin on your browser - if you don't what that is, move
along uh uh uh uhh uh ) The file is 2.35 mb, so it may take a few
minutes to download. I also invented the Question Mark™. |
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THE
INFAMOUS "I SEE OJ" CALL mp3 - Anyone remember a
hot summer's day in 1994 when OJ was on the run in the Bronco? Did you
see this live on ABC TV when it happened??? I did! One of Howard Stern's
WACK PACK pranked Peter Jennings live coverage of the stand-off in the
driveway at OJ's house. It was SO obvious that this was NOT one of OJ's
neighbors calling... from the "now, looky here" to the "Ba
Ba Booey" at the end of the call. This is a CLASSIC that you must
have!!! |
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hitchWORLD©
FIGHT CLUB™ page - I had so much shit I wanted to do for
this, I made it a separate page. Click on the picture of Tyler for a
complete menu of FIGHT CLUB™ stuff, including scans of the book
chapter by chapter or in it's entirety. There's also some cool fonts,
and the complete movie script. Make sure you mouse over the entire page
and you might just find a few EASTEReggs®. The first rule of fight club
is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. I want you to hit me as hard as you
can. and stuff and junk. uh uh u huh uh uh u huh uh uh. |
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Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four |
SAM
AND DAVE ON HOWARD STERN E! SHOW, 5-7-02 Oh yeah baby!! Another
hitchWORLD© EXCLUSIVE!! I videotaped the show when it aired and encoded
it just for you. It's presented in RealVideo, in 4 segments. Each
segment has a file size of 1.5mb to 2.5 mb, roughly. Enjoy the banter as
the two former Van Halen singers launch their co-headlining tour with
the King Of All Media!! |
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The "backstory" of
the
PROMOS "Son Of Satan" PROMO "Yours Truly" PROMO |
THE
DLR PROMOS FOR THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW, 5-7-02 - Dave
didn't wanna do the promos that were written for him, so he improvised.
Stern and the gang poke fun at him for it, and some diehard Roth fans
were upset about it. Personally, I thought it was funny and cool.
Presented in mp3 format, it's all here! |
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Dave does "Mercy"
live in studio Radio Interview Part One Radio Interview Part Two Radio Interview Part Three |
DAVID
LEE ROTH ON CHICAGO'S "97.9 THE LOOP" TO PROMOTE "SAM AND
DAVE", 5-21-02 - PrettyWoman5150 sent me this cassette, and I
burned it onto cd, and encoded it to mp3. The first mp3 is Dave doing a
cover of the song "Mercy" in the studio acoustically and is
3mb. The rest of the files are the (well most of) entire interview. They
average about 1.5 mb a piece. I was pretty impressed with how cool Dave
was in this, and listen for a caller reference to The Roth Army!!! |
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SAM
AND DAVE ON THE 2002 mtv VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS, 8-29-02 - Sam
and Dave present the Award to Linkin Park for Best Rock Video. Presented
in Real Video, filesize 1.2 mb. |
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TRIUMPH
THE INSULT COMIC DOG INTERVIEWS SAM AND DAVE AT THE 2002 MTV VMA's,
9-6-02 - This clip is about 25 seconds, is presented in
RealVideo and the filesize is 150k. Can Sam drive 55 now that he's 65?
Is Dave really the Parking Attendant?? A great clip from Late Night
With Conan OBrien- FOR ME TO POOP ON!! |
| More downloadables to come!! |
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