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MTV's "The LOST WEEKEND with Van Halen" RIGHT CLICK to download, choose SAVE AS  THE LOST WEEKEND COMMERCIAL!!!! (1984) - Who remembers this little gem?  This is in Real Media Format, you need atleast RealPlayer 8 to play it. It is less than 1mb in size, so it should download in just a few minutes, depending on your connection. To Download, RIGHT CLICK on the picture, choose "Save As" and select the directory you want to save it to.

***Download instructions are the same for ALL DOWNLOADABLES on this page***

DLR desktop icon - RIGHT CLICK picture, choose SAVE AS  DLR DESKTOP ICON - Use it in Windows 95/98. I made this in 1998 and use it for "My Documents" but you can use it any where that icons are needed. Just remember where you download it to!!!
The original 5150 EVH Kramer, use it for your mouse!!!  EVH STRIPED KRAMER CURSOR - Yep, that's right, use this for your mouse pointer. I also made this in 1998. When you choose SAVE AS, change the destination directory to windows\cursors. Then in CONTROL PANEL, go into MOUSE, then browse for it. CLICK HERE to download a .ZIP package of ALL Van Halen mouse icons (the entire set)
 chapter 19

 chapter 20

 THE SAMMY HAGAR CHAPTERS 19/20 - LEGAL DISCLAIMER: These are rumored to be the chapters in dispute from an autobiography commissioned by Sam himself. Sam successfully injoined their release because the writer quoted his ex-wife and Ray Danniels threatened to sue him for libel. They are internet public domain, but are mysteriously banned from the official VH site. They are for entertainment purposes only. Author unknown. By downloading them, you relieve DLRarmy and hitch1969 of any and all liability. Destroy them within 24 hours and do not distribute. Blah Blah Blah. Lawyers ruined the internet, didn't they? 
Part One

Part Three
 
You'll never see THIS on VH-1!! VAN HALEN BEHIND THE MUSIC THAT SUCKS!!! - I shoplifted this off of the internet, but now claim that I made it!! It's pretty frickin' funny, always good for a laugh. It's a Flash file (um, so you atleast need the free Flash plugin on your browser - if you don't what that is, move along uh uh uh uhh uh ) The file is 2.35 mb, so it may take a few minutes to download. I also invented the Question Mark™.
"I see it all.... And I see OJ, and, MAN, he be lookin' very scared!!!" THE INFAMOUS "I SEE OJ" CALL mp3 - Anyone remember a hot summer's day in 1994 when OJ was on the run in the Bronco? Did you see this live on ABC TV when it happened??? I did! One of Howard Stern's WACK PACK pranked Peter Jennings live coverage of the stand-off in the driveway at OJ's house. It was SO obvious that this was NOT one of OJ's neighbors calling... from the "now, looky here" to the "Ba Ba Booey" at the end of the call. This is a CLASSIC that you must have!!!
That which you own shall own you. hitchWORLD© FIGHT CLUB™ page - I had so much shit I wanted to do for this, I made it a separate page. Click on the picture of Tyler for a complete menu of FIGHT CLUB™ stuff, including scans of the book chapter by chapter or in it's entirety. There's also some cool fonts, and the complete movie script. Make sure you mouse over the entire page and you might just find a few EASTEReggs®. The first rule of fight club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. I want you to hit me as hard as you can. and stuff and junk. uh uh u huh uh uh u huh uh uh.
Click on the links to the right, BOZO!!! Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
SAM AND DAVE ON HOWARD STERN E! SHOW, 5-7-02 Oh yeah baby!! Another hitchWORLD© EXCLUSIVE!! I videotaped the show when it aired and encoded it just for you. It's presented in RealVideo, in 4 segments. Each segment has a file size of 1.5mb to 2.5 mb, roughly. Enjoy the banter as the two former Van Halen singers launch their co-headlining tour with the King Of All Media!!
"My duties here today are largely ceremonial..." The "backstory" of the PROMOS
"Son Of Satan" PROMO
"Yours Truly" PROMO
THE DLR PROMOS FOR THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW, 5-7-02 - Dave didn't wanna do the promos that were written for him, so he improvised. Stern and the gang poke fun at him for it, and some diehard Roth fans were upset about it. Personally, I thought it was funny and cool. Presented in mp3 format, it's all here!
A very stellar radio appearance by Diamond Dave™! Dave does "Mercy" live in studio
Radio Interview Part One
Radio Interview Part Two
Radio Interview Part Three
DAVID LEE ROTH ON CHICAGO'S "97.9 THE LOOP" TO PROMOTE "SAM AND DAVE", 5-21-02 - PrettyWoman5150 sent me this cassette, and I burned it onto cd, and encoded it to mp3. The first mp3 is Dave doing a cover of the song "Mercy" in the studio acoustically and is 3mb. The rest of the files are the (well most of) entire interview. They average about 1.5 mb a piece. I was pretty impressed with how cool Dave was in this, and listen for a caller reference to The Roth Army!!!
  SAM AND DAVE ON THE 2002 mtv VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS, 8-29-02 - Sam and Dave present the Award to Linkin Park for Best Rock Video. Presented in Real Video, filesize 1.2 mb. 
TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG INTERVIEWS SAM AND DAVE AT THE 2002 MTV VMA's, 9-6-02 - This clip is about 25 seconds, is presented in RealVideo and the filesize is 150k. Can Sam drive 55 now that he's 65? Is Dave really the Parking Attendant?? A great clip from Late Night With Conan OBrien- FOR ME TO POOP ON!!  
More downloadables to come!!

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